What a random and delicious eopisode! They are back and holy balls does it feel good to hear them geek out again. Jabbo and Teeb. Head to Head. Toe to Toe. Cock to Cock! The boys are one another's door to their fantasy football league championship! While recording this episode, they were LITERALLY ending their fantasy games AGAINST ONE ANOTHER, to decide who makes it into the fantasy super bowl. Does THAT spill into this episode? Absolutely! Is Jabbo gonna get this belt? Is Teeb going to dangle his glory in Jabbo's face? Just a thick, uncut victory dragged across Jabbo's lips. Anyways, if that isn't enough, ol Teeby has watched the new Spidy flick..and for some reason, Jabbo hasn't. Oh well, they discuss it anyways...and The Batman....and more Batman...and a rant that the guys never really pull back in, but isn't that kinda why you've been with them for so long? They talk about the asshole Paul brothers and all the craziness that comes with that paycheck. Alot of shit talking. Alot of geeking. Pretty sure, some one mentions genitalia. It's up, so here we go, new Jabbo and the Teeb!
Here we go again, what a difference a week makes! We hit the ground running. We regale over the addition to Jabbo's life and make sure to squeeze in all the extra excitement on Charlie Cox being our Daredevil! Since it's knocking on our doors, we talk about the hopes and dreams of the new Spiderman movie, and how Marvel is doing on it's TV fronts. Jabbo FINALLY sits and talks WandaVision, while he's still tip toeing around Loki. Toss in some proper behavior when using cocaine...a little bit of Jabbo's estrogen filled ass apologizing....also, Jabbo's estrogen filled ass taking back said apologly. It's a reunion filled up to the brim with inappropriate geek, so come and get you some!
Coming in with another late entry but in the midst of everything...fuck, I got nothing. It's another episode..and baby, it's turkey time! The boys are back together after Teeb's hiatus and doing what they were born to do. We discuss turkey day sides for some reason, and address why you only eat certain crap at certain times of the year. There is so much more that goes on in this episode, but it's all in the spirit of giving thanks! Come and fill your bellies with all the good shit that you DON'T have to wait once a year for, more Jabbo and The Teeb..with REAL Teeb!
What do you do when you miss a date? What do you do when your cohost is on the road? You call in the craziest son of a bitch you know, crack open a bottle, and start talking! It's the episode of Jabbo and The Teeb that we have deemed a part of the Nuttz Era! Philbo bka King Nutzz aka Igontzz steps in to fill Teeby's shoes and have a little fun doing it. We pretty much go over it all...wrestling, life, why it's so easy to get pregnant to Jodeci songs. This was a guest host spot that was long overdue, that we need to do again when we are back to full host strength. We break open the George Dickel, and float some stories about our love for good old fashioned sports entertainment...with a shit tons of side tracked stories and insults along the way...It's Saturday, but who gives a shit? Who REALLY turns down sloppy seconds?!?
We are back! If you were ever like, "I wonder what gets these guys hard?", then THIS is your episode! We talk about all the wrestling documentaries that Jabbo has been taking down to cure his insomnia and shoot him in the wrong direction. Teeb decides to try a new coffee shop on for size and of course, we have to insult one another about it. Wanna know about R. Kelly doing yoga in jail? We got ya! Wanna hear about old school wrestling? Listen to Teeb wishing he had a cool wrestling finisher. Also, Jabbo sloppily runs his mouth a little early in the fantasy football pool, while chiming in on domestic abuse! If you don't listen these days, that's on you. Do you even JATT, bro? Oh yeah...we talk about the new logo!!!!!!
Look at us coming in just under the wire. We here at Jabbo and The Teeb believe in bringing you the fresh and the hot...and occasionally, the late. Forgive us. Please. We will send dick pics. Well, Teeb won't. He's more of a bean bag guy. This is Teeb's coming out party! No, no, no..calm down yall...he FINALLY gets his wish of seeing his Atlanta Braves bring home a title. We sit as a spry Teeb fills our ears with the inner joys of what it feels like to finally be a winner. (Jabbo is writing ALL of this) We make a quick run over the infamous Brady 600 ball, Teeb being all wet and shit over Georgia teams, and we relieve the greatest night ever. Listen man..like, what the fuck else ya got to do?
Holy f*ck our motherf*ckin *sses, we FINALLY knuckled up and did the no swearing episode! The backdrop is simple, and we kinda need your help on this, but we need to know who won. Moving on, we talk DC baby! All the wonderful trailers that made us as hard as Phoebe Cates in Fast Times. We talk about how wonderful a human f*cking being that John Cena is, and once again revisit the abomination that is Jabbo's fantasy season. Most importantly we can't say sh*t, or f*ck, or c*nty balls...or call people c*um stained f*uck dolls with c*ck dents. Sh*t-faced c*ckmaster. Choke my *ss-f*ck ball lint. Last one kinda got away from us, but you get the point, we can't cuss, so PLEASE, enjoy! (and really, let us know who wins)
We keep asking ourselves, "Is THIS the one? Is THIS the episode that gets us like...fired from all of our platforms?". Well, maybe not, but whatever lawsuit one of us is sure to end up in, this bad boy WILL be used as evidence. We find Jabbo, our occasionally liked co host, contemplating if he, is indeed, a shit person. During his soul search, we discover more than you'd ever really want to know. Sympathize with poor Teeb as he endures Black Tony Robbins, the WORST impression ever. We dust off the Chappelle controversy, the Gruden situation, and how we weren't scum before 2018. Listen to Teeb speak on his days as a golf legend, since retired. We talk about the piece of shit that is Matt Lauer, if Joe Biden is dead, and how The Mandalorian is "the nigga doing all the flips from Game Of Thrones." For all the new kids THIS IS COMEDY THAT HAS ALOT OF BAD WORDS AND CRAZY STATEMENTS. See, NOW you may proceed with another THREEWAY WEDNESDAY to make them ears cum..or nut..jizz...ionn know. Enjoy!
WE TURNED TWO! I know what you're thinking, we are pretty grown looking for the tender age of two. I promise you, we had to be older than two to get down the way we did for this episode. We celebrate in true Jabbo and The Teeb fashion...drunk...kinda. We decide to spend our b day exactly how we want. We drink and get all gushy, while still giving you the back and forth you still show up for. The drink flows as do the fresh ideas on how we should have spent our birthday! Maybe we should have grabbed some handicapable strippers? Anyways, listen to us, once again, abuse substances, and celebrate the two years of love you've shown us! Toss in Jabbo's dashed fantasy dreams, a random convo about cock lightsabers, our love for a few followers (shout outs abound), and our normal...whatever. We go a little long on this one, but trust me, it's well fuckin worth it. Come and get some!!!!!
What happens when life starts shooting it's load at you? Yoiu duck it like the matrix and drop the freshest content you can provide! Slide in to these DMs! Teeb tells us tales of his early pornstar days in the Army. Somehow, we are back to discussing the do's and don'ts of jerk off etiquette. We're guessing that we NEED to go over this stuff. We talk about podcast beefs and how they could go. We toss ourselves in the frontlines to handle any podcast wars....against meat jelly salesmen? We discuss the new Chappelle special, Ryan Reynolds' Free Guy, and Many Saints...and how Teeb didn't watch ANY of them. Listen to Jabbo rant again...and again about "thick uncut cock"....why slavery wouldn't have been his thing...and tons of other adorable stuff...all set against the backdrop of a looming two year podaversary!